celestial.


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me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

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"Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’"
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Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

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monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

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christopherrdale:

Too many of my life plans involve suddenly having a whole heap of money for no real reason

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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omg tho

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taylorswift:

I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.
snk-potato-girl:

ohioisloko:

aradiaofthemegidos:

attackonaang:

pockyxmocky:

now you know how people with glasses see.

WOAH is this how it really is?

YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

when someone takes off your glasses and asks HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP HAHA. yeah. now you understand. you aren’t blind without glasses, you’re just a little out of focus.

EXACTLY

yo when did things get so complicated why is life not like primary school where the biggest drama was like who’s gonna be king in four square sigh

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bagmilk:

never has a gif set described my entire life so perfectly

(Source: thelostie, via feints)

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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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